Ian Malcolm - Hammond Collection"But again, how do you know they're all female? Does somebody go out into the park and pull up the dinosaurs' skirts?" A mainstay character throughout the Jurassic universe Ian Malcolm brings an attitude of arrogant realism that all viewers can relate to. Author of "God Creates Dinosaurs" actor Jeff Goldblum gives us a character who escapes multiple T Rex encounters, velociraptors, saves San Diego, and always has humanities best interest at heart.