Liberty Tree Landscaping: Pruning Tyrants Since 1776

We’re not saying your yard is overgrown with oppressive forces, but if it were… we’d mulch 'em. Liberty Tree Landscaping is the revolutionary lawn care service you never knew you needed—rooted in tradition, fertilized with dissent, and ready to trim the hedges of statism.

This shirt pays homage to every patriot who ever picked up a rake in one hand and a musket in the other. Perfect for weekend warriors, actual landscapers with opinions, or anyone who knows that sometimes the tree of liberty needs a little irrigation… and maybe a chainsaw.

Warning: May cause unsolicited nods from old men at hardware stores.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

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