The Fuck Around and Find Out Alligator is as old as the hills. He's fed on Darwin Award candidates for so long that his kind doesn't even need to evolve to survive. His target-rich environment is so filled with morons he'll never starve and barely needs to move from his water perch more than a few feet to teach the world a valuable, ancient lesson.

A classic piece in a relaxed fit, with silky fabric, and a comfortable length.

• 65% polyester, 35% cotton pique
• Fabric weight: 5.0 oz/yd² (169.5 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit that runs large
• Flat knit collar and cuffs
• Metal buttons with dyed-to-match plastic rims
• Side vents for breathability

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