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A shirt for those who see the Matrix but still have to smile and wave. Whether you're dodging NPC dialogue in the office or just letting the world know you're operating on a different frequency, this heavyweight long-sleeve is your subtle middle finger to the simulation.
• 100% soft ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz./yd.² (206.8 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Garment-dyed, pre-shrunk fabric for that already lived in feel
• Topstitched, classic width collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for comfort and durability
• Rib cuffs
• Shoulder-to-shoulder twill tape
Printed in the USA
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 26 ⅝ | 31-34 | 31 ⅞ |
| M | 28 | 34-37 | 33 ¾ |
| L | 29 ¾ | 38-41 | 36 ⅞ |
| XL | 30 ¾ | 42-45 | 37 ¼ |
| 2XL | 31 ⅝ | 46-49 | 38 ¾ |
| 3XL | 32 ½ | 50-53 | 39 ¾ |
| LENGTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 67.6 | 78.7-86.4 | 81 |
| M | 71.1 | 86.4-94 | 85.7 |
| L | 75.6 | 96.5-104.1 | 93.7 |
| XL | 78.1 | 106.7-114.3 | 94.6 |
| 2XL | 80.3 | 116.8-124.5 | 98.4 |
| 3XL | 82.6 | 127-134.6 | 101 |
Ships within 48 hours · Estimated delivery Jun 24 - Jun 29
US$40
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