The greatest thing Nicole Polizzi, aka Snooki, ever did was by accident. But her son, Lorenzo, was never a mistake. When she and her boyfriend, Jionni, found out she was knocked up, they weren't married or engaged. She was only twenty-four and living with her parents,and she had zero baby experience. With a reckless, party girl TV persona to deal with, she had a lot to learn and discover in becoming a mother.In this funny and frank book, Nicole shares her experiences, everything from the first sonogram to the nipple-cracking shock of breastfeeding. In each chapter, she tells the unvarnished truth about pregnancy symptoms ( The High Price of Gas ), the ridiculousness of her baby registry ( Butt Paste and Boogie Wipes ) and the lowdown on postpartum life ( Shit Happens ).